May 24, 2013

May 24, 1990

todayinfakehistory:

The U.S.S.R. holds it’s “Going out of business sale!” Most of it’s inventory is picked up by third-world nations on the cheap.

(via jhermann)

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May 23, 2013
UH UHUH UHUHUH

UH UHUH UHUHUH

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May 21, 2013
brendangerous: Timly just broke me.

brendangerous:

Timly just broke me.

(via synecdoche)

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A&W Is Paying To Put Mini Ads In Men's Beards

hillpeoplemilk:

broadcastfailure:

scaredystark:

Beardvertising: The next phase of native advertising.

While this platform does serve a promotional piece, Hiler told BI, “We’re getting a ton of emails from guys with epic beards that want to host beardboards and we’re actually in talks with some brands that want to be Beardvertisers. I think we’ll probably be seeing some beardboards in the wild before too long.”

I’m in.

Rob! I found you a second job.

Damn! And I it’s trimmed mine down four days ago.

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May 20, 2013
So I got a haircut today.

So I got a haircut today.

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I got a pocket full of cheese and a garden full of trees.

(via rbfshr)

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sardoodledom:

heee i was just thinking about “eine minuten, eine minuten” this moring.

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May 19, 2013
hillpeoplemilk: Pokey waking up.

hillpeoplemilk:

Pokey waking up.

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It’s great seeing friends I haven’t seen in a over a year (or a week), getting drunk with said friends, and having a shitty bar try to charge you with $50 if things you didn’t order/said were comped and replaced. But dropping $300 on a plane ticket home and having grilled Nathan’s and Sabretts for the first time in years really seals the deal.

It’s great seeing friends I haven’t seen in a over a year (or a week), getting drunk with said friends, and having a shitty bar try to charge you with $50 if things you didn’t order/said were comped and replaced.

But dropping $300 on a plane ticket home and having grilled Nathan’s and Sabretts for the first time in years really seals the deal.

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May 17, 2013

thebeefjerky:

A plane flying into LaGuardia over the Grand Central Parkway

You can hear Snax in the background commenting on how perfect it was. And then me sighing.

They were using the Expressway Visual today.

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