January 2012
person A: why did the chicken cross the road?
person B: idunno, why?
person A: to get to the other side
social justice bloggers: I HAPPEN TO IDENTIFY AS A CHICKEN YOU CISSPECIESIST ASSHOLE
Well at least I don't have to worry about my...
I don’t know which has more glycol on them, the planes I deiced today or the clothes I wore to work?
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Google Earth images of North Korean airforce... →
notmetaphoric:
They still fly MiG-17s!
And An-2’s!
I wonder how much Type IV I inhale in a year?
Because I certainly got a lot of it today.
redsuspenders:
so i guess SOPA would probably get rid of all those anime fanvideos remixed with linkin park on youtube
that almost makes me want to call my representative and express my support
If it means I can watch a compilation of vehicle crashes without some shitty electro or the above mentioned Linkin Park playing, I’m all for SOPA.
jheath asked: Does Eagle deice configured for takeoff? I thought everyone had adopted the new policy of flaps and slats up on the pad.
Suck that, Green Bay!
oh-angela:
The Copyrights - Switchblades.
LGA --> MSB
That airport must really be a shithole if LGA is better.
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Comparing Starbucks grounds to good coffee grounds
clintisiceman:
Good: brown, fine, smells delicious
Starbucks: Looks like black sand, coarse, smells like char scraped off an overcooked burger.
When my only other options are McDonalds and Dunkin Donuts, I go with the one that has espresso. Then again, it’s like having to choose between getting kicked or punched in the genitals. Either way, you still lose.
everytime i see a celebrity name trending on...
yeahiwasintheshit:
just die already adam sandler.
Making that happen should earn someone the Congressional Medal of Freedom.
Watchdiaryofarecoveredteenagewhore:
queen-of-everything:
the cutest bear attack ever
GRR, I’M GONNA GET YOU!
I’m goijng to die
Russians have all the fun.
They should rename the "No Pants Subway Ride" to...
You say that like it didn’t before.
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Drinking beer, watching Home Movies, and playing...
The Cocksucking Steelers No Longer Being in the...
Eh. To me it was one of those root for al Qaeda kind of match ups.
janitoroflunacy:
petition to replace “In God We Trust” with “Where’s the Beef” on US currency
Signed
Saw a drunk teenager get tossed out out the show...
notmetaphoric:
That was hilarious. Also, a drunk guy fell asleep on me.
Yeah, that kid kept putting his arm around me.