February 2011
January 2011
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So I heard that the internet in Cairo has been...
I guess you can say they were e-gypt.
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There should be a Hank Hill pull-string doll.
ex-cathedra:
It will have three action phrases.
-“I’m Hank Hill. I sell propane and propane accessories.”
-“God dangit, Bobby.”
-“AAUUUGH!”
Would buy in a heartbeat.
The on-again, off-again, move-to-Washington,... →
Boooooooooooooooo
I saw the love child of Amy Winehouse and Snooki...
It was scary.
So I realized yesterday I saw Hu Jintao fly out of...
I saw an Air China 744 take off, which I thought was odd considering that there is no Air China passenger service from ORD. It was followed by an Air China Cargo 744F, which I see every day. Pretty cool, but I still wish I saw the An-124 that came in a few weeks ago.
pertoleum:
Coffee and cigarettes, now there’s a combination man.
I'm back
from my brief visit to the Reedy Creek Improvement District.
I'm never going to fly coach again.
First class can be summed up in two words:
Free
Whiskey
The Khomeini Code
dontcookbilly:
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Fall out of coffin.
It creates a sandstorm that takes down all US helicopters.
Punk rock, cute animals, etc.: The one time I was... →
clintisiceman:
The quintessential rich, suburban, priveleged “libertarian” douchebag. WHY SHOULD MY HARD EARNED MONEY THAT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY MY PARENTS GO TO THE POOR THEY SHOULD JUST WORK HARDER
This moron with a mohawk and a trenchcoat who thought he was the punkest fucking guy ever. His favorite bands were…
I had a class like this, but it was “hardcore liberal bro...
I hope that anyone who references "For Whom the...
johnwilkestooth:
and immediately follows it with “TIME MARCHES ON ON ON ON!!!” in their heads.
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Oh, you guys are nothing if not entertaining over there. It’s like living next...
– Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels, comparing his neighboring state Illinois to “The Simpsons.” (via officialssay)
Well, our capitol is Springfield.
Angry Chicago Bar Patron Destroys Framed AC Slater... →
mattstopera:
“’I just don’t like Slater,’ the man reportedly told the owner after allegedly yanking the photo from its place of pride above a urinal and smashing it on the floor.”
That man is a hero. May he never have to pay for a drink ever again.
ectobandit:
I AM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT SARAH PALIN.
LET ME KNOW WHEN SHE POSES AN ACTUAL THREAT