March 2012
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I hope Rick Santorum’s tires are forever out of alignment, causing them to wear out faster and preventing his car from driving straight.
So I have one of these things now. →
February 2012
Is it weird...
…that I want to bang Meryl Streep as Margaret Thatcher?
Watchexspectator:
brendangerous:
Here’s the story about Glenn and Charlie, the night crew at the Hofstra student center, that I did for class back in 2008. Basically these two burly dudes work the overnight shift so they can be with their kids during the day while their wives work normal hours. I had frankly forgotten about this until Bryan messaged me about it, it’s extremely rough- complete with...
Fuck you, Matt Kenseth.
Well that was odd.
Juan Pablo Montoya plows into a jet dryer under caution, destroying his car and causing a huge fuel fire.
Senna should win best picture
Mainly because that is the only new movie I saw last year.
Who needs a fucking nomination?
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Germans!
sanspassport:
As we were playing basketball against a bunch of Chinese high school freshmen, you knocked me down, and instead of asking if I was OK, gave me a smile. Sorry I broke your watch, but still, girl, if you’re down to hit the noodle joint down the street, just give me a shout, because, damn.
The things I would do to see Andrew playing basketball against a bunch of chinese high...
KASEY KAHNE DRIVES FOR HENDRICK NOW?
angiepants:
hi my name is Angie and i haven’t watched a race flag-to-flag since Bobby Labonte drove the #18
Yup. Signed the deal with HMS two years ago.
Good news/bad news
Bad news: The Daytona 500 was postponed until tomorrow
Good news: I don’t have work tomorrow.
ESPN must really hate people from Eastern Asia →
The recording was made in the Moscow Museum of...
sanspassport:
Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union?
They have so much power, it’s ridiculous.
id10tango:
The manager at work decided to microwave metal. Needless to say we are without a way to cook dinner tonight.
At least it’s not as bad as one guy at work who microwaved his socks. I heard the smell was so bad they took the microwave outside and crushed it with a Lektro.
Well done. →
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Is today National Don't Bathe Day?
Because I’m seeing a lot of people with dirt all over their foreheads.
NY TIMES: "A federal advisory panel on Wednesday... →
inothernews:
When I go around singing Huey Lewis and the News’s “I Want A New Drug”? THIS IS WHAT I’M SINGING ABOUT REALLY.
All weight loss pills that aren’t Adipose capsules should be banned. Also, science, get on making Adipose capsules in real life.
clintisiceman:
I wonder what drug besides weed is most common at the Gathering of the Juggalos. My guess is meth.
Keyboard duster/CO2 cartridges. I believe I have yet to meet a Juggalo that hasn’t done either of those on a regular basis.
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Reading about maritime disasters on Wikipedia and...
notmetaphoric:
Yep.
You spelled Gordon Lightfoot incorrectly.
On my flight home yesterday...
…they played an episode of Whitney. This was my first experience with the show, and even without sound, it was excruciating.
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Whitney Houston dead, crack futures plummet.
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Two awesome TWA sightings this week.
The only explanation is how great their tea was.
Gotta love that TWA tea.
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Making the World's Largest Airline Fly →
midoriw:
On July 1 the new United introduced its new coffee. Fliers on the “legacy United” fleet, accustomed to Starbucks, let out a collective yowl of protest. Pineau-Boddison had expected some resistance—Starbucks, after all, is a popular brand—but this was something else. Flight attendants reported a barrage of complaints. Pineau-Boddison received angry e-mails from customers, as did Smisek....
On today's episode of unnecessarily hi-res... →
It’s both hilarious and horrifying.
Rob Whittier's Iron Cross is hiding in my lego...
brendangerous:
I feel like my whole life has been building toward that sentence
The above statement is entirely factual.