...and for lunch we'll have Big Macs

Comparing Starbucks grounds to good coffee grounds

clintisiceman:

Good: brown, fine, smells delicious

Starbucks: Looks like black sand, coarse, smells like char scraped off an overcooked burger.

When my only other options are McDonalds and Dunkin Donuts, I go with the one that has espresso. Then again, it’s like having to choose between getting kicked or punched in the genitals. Either way, you still lose.