Let’s take a minute to analyze this picture closely.
Let’s start with Drake, the villain.
What the fuck is that look on his face? It’s a tough guy snarl but with sad man eyes and the hair or a carefree child. He wants his face to be all of the emotions, and in his attempts ends up with none of them. The robot on the other hand just looks uncomfortable.
“I didn’t tell him to put his arm around me why is he doing this”- that robot.
Then we get to the sign, which is a disaster. Why the shitty middle school poster material? Why red white and blue? Why the fourth of july font? Is casually shaming everyone involved in the sex industry the new american pastime? Are we now, as a nation, going to replace fireworks with the ritualized embarrassment of an escort and her client on national television? Is this the kind of statement Drake left Degrassi to make? Is this his endgame? What is the purpose of renting a robot costume in the first place?
Yes, this picture raises many questions, but we can only reach one conclusion: Drake is a dildo.
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