PRESIDENT’S AIRPLANE: Cessna 3-8-Niner, you have entered restricted airspace.
PILOT WHO IS OBVIOUSLY HIGH: Whoa, man, who is this?
PRESIDENT’S AIRPLANE:Cessna 3-8-Niner, you are hereby ordered to clear out from this airspace.
PILOT WHO IS OBVIOUSLY HIGH: Oh dude man, check my gyroscopes? Am I even here?
PRESIDENT’S AIRPLANE: Cessna 3-8-Niner, clear out from this corridor or you’ll be forced down.
PILOT WHO IS OBVIOUSLY HIGH: Hey man, I got my rights, man! The sky is meant to be shared, man! Look! Double rainbows!!!
PRESIDENT’S AIRPLANE: Just bugger off, sir.
PILOT WHO IS OBVIOUSLY HIGH: Dude, where’s my plane? GET IT?
PRESIDENT’S AIRPLANE: Sigh. That’s funny.
Aren’t all pilots that are flying obviously high?
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